Saturday, May 16, 2009
Love thy city
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Budget Bronzing
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Gordon Brown-zed

Poor Gordon Brown. It's not nice for anyone to have their personal life or things probed into. Not cool...!! Mr. taxi driver should have handed over the bag to the police station not the U.K.'s biggest selling newspaper - 'The Sun'... but I guess everyone is out to make a quick buck! I am disapproving of this but Mulain is pleased to see he has very good taste- with his 'Terracotta' Guerlain bronzer- which is one of the best ones on the market.
So you see make up is not just for the metrosexual man but even the big political players of the world sport le maquillage! Whether to go in front of the camera or just to look good.
To be fair to Mr. Brown, England is not the brightest place on the planet and even less bright in this economic climate... so lets not poke fun at the poor man... a little bronzer et concealor never hurt anyone...we are with you Mr. Brown... viva le maquillage!
.. and talking of make up and famous people... if you want to know the secrets of any more stars or how they achieved their famous looks... visit http://makeup411.com/breakdowns/id/413/ ...... our very own MU's are on their with their version of the Freida Pinto look from Slumdog .. which some of you have already read here.... more to follow....
Mulain x
p.s- here is Mr Brown's make up routine:
The make-up instructions were as follows:
1. Transparent Brush. Foam all over.
2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.
3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.
4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Stress and the City
Mumbai....The Maximum City.... maximum stress too...I tell you!!
What a week I've had...mon dieu! I've realised how very important it is to take time out for ourselves from our hectic lives and to learn to relax and de- stress in this city to stay productive.....AND SANE !...
... and what better way than to go and pamper yourself...!.. for some that may be retail therapy... for others an indulgent meal...but for me its spending time at a spa and getting wonderful relaxing facials and body massages...
Like a wise friend said to me ... 'ten years from now you can always buy a new dress but you can't buy a new face!' wise words I tell you... some might beg to differ... but for those of us 'oo want to grow old gracefully we better start looking after ourselves and invest in our skins and our faces while we still can......
... and so I have discovered a few places that 'elp me do this and I love to visit when I can....
Venu's Hair and Skin centre in Bandra has lovely facials and hair treatments with something for everyone... whether its a simple clean up, or anti -ageing treatment or working on stressed skin and dark circles.. or even if you just want to glow and look gorgoeous for your 'ot date that's around the corner.. she's the woman for you... with up to date techniques, equipment and products from Europe, America and Canada... you will be a satisfied customer... Mulain is a loyal follower and sends many of 'is friends there...
If you 'ave something of an 'ippy in you and want something more natural- I have recently discovered and loved Nirmal Herbal. They use 100% natural products- things you can eat!.. I kid you not... freshly made and ground before going on to your face, body and hair - and the massages ... mmmm.. makes me want to book another appointment right away....
From wheatgerm and saffron facials to oatmeal and aloe vera packs .. the list goes on and on.. and sooo fresh .. its lo-ovely... just the way mother nature intended...
http://www.nirmalherbal.com/nirmal/index.html
A few of my other favourite places to relax are The Spa at the Grand Hyatt http://mumbai.regency.hyatt.com/hyatt/pure/spas/index.jsp the SVA spa in juhu http://www.svaspasalon.com/home.html - the hot stone massage there is highly recommended...
That's it from me... but if any of you have any little hideouts or places you love that you would like to share with us please feel free to write and tell us .. am sure my friends... my mu's and I would love to give it a try...
Until then, look after yourselves my cheries and think about spoiling yourself so you can feel all fresh, relaxed and rejuvinated to face this maximum city again and again...
I'm off to put my saffron mask on...
Kisses
Mulain x
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Mango mania!
Its time to tango with the mango people ....we just love this fruit as do most of this city! The colour, the taste, the juicyness - you just cant beat it- truly is the fruit of the gods! Eat it wherever you are and promise you will instantly feel magnifique! Time to indulge darlings as my two lovely Mu's Natasha and Virginia did today - lunch with a favourite Mu-se - Loveleen Tandon. The girls all met at Mangi Ferra and devoured a Mango cheese-cake and caught up on all news.
The MU's are to-tally inspired by the colour of the mangoes - we are seeing it in lipsticks, glosses, blushers, eyeshadows - mango tints, sheers, powders -you name it!
A few of our favourite picks are.....
L'oreal- Colour juice stick in 'Mango Tango'
The Body Shop - Mango lip butter ('ave you smelt it?mmmm....)
Estee Lauder - Pure colour eyeshadow in 'Mango Cube'
Christian Dior -Dior addict ultra shine lipstick in 'Shiniest Mango'
and last but certainly not least....Stila - lip and cheek stain in 'Mango Crush'
It's a fresh, bright and confident colour my darlings! So enjoy the season and go Mango mad!
Mulain x
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Lipstick!

It made Mulain think about putting on lipstick ...it doesn't always have to be about the eyes...focus on the lips can be just stunning.
It seems that statement lips are exploding this season! Juicy, tomato lips are strikingly-stylish with massive 'wow' factor not only a fantastic look for confident smiles but a lovely mouth is mouth-wateringly juicy for your loved one. If you happen to be 'colour-shy' try options of colour gloss or tints so you don't miss on the fun.
Mulain recommends.....
MAC - 'Morange' Lipstick GBP 11.26 - traffic-stopping effect.
Nars - 'Lolita' Semi-matt lipstick GBP 17 - for a sheer orange colour.
No.7 - 'Tangerine Twist' Lipicious Gloss GBP 9 - for a tangerine tint.
So go pout, pucker, kiss, smack, smile - flaunt those lips babyee.....MWAH!
Mulain x
ps - fat mu think Isha Sharvani has one of the best pouts in Bollywood - check out her lips from 'Luck by Chance' - designed by our very own MU Natasha.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
In the Pink!
Mulain was sitting with his MUs in a loo-verly Bandra cafe today when our bon amie Ashima Narain popped in to say 'bonjour' and keep us updated on her latest escapades. Such an interesting girly this one.....photographer, documentary film-maker....you must see 'er film 'In the Pink' about Mumbai's very own Flamingos and 'The Last Dance' http://thelastdance.info/index.htm which 'ighlights the plight of the poor dancing bears we 'ave here in India. Well done ma cherie....great work ..... you are definitely a fat mu mu-se!
Ashima was telling us all, over a fabulous cappucino, about returning from a trip to Rajasthan followed by the Ajanta-Ellora caves. What she told us about the caves made us a leetle sad my friends. Apparently these old, old sights are not looked after and lots of cement slap-on work going on with no craftmanship, care, finesse, pride 'appening? What is this? Now we 'ave all travelled around this very fine subcontinent and marvelled at the temples, palaces, shrines, sculptures, reliefs, caves, tanks and our beloved Taj Mahal......are we doing enough to save our 'eritage!
Mulain does not understand how we used to create such magnificant works and now can't even manage a leetle maintenance...absurd! Zut alors......
We should be so proud my dears of our past.....and take care of our future , tres importante....
Ok...my rant is done....this leetle Champagne socialist will be back to La Maquillage tomorrow...
Til then....mwah....Mulain x
Palettes galore!
My favourite is Bobbi Brown's 35 pop colour eye-tray http://www.vogue.co.uk/beauty/news/090325-bobbi-brown-brights-palette.aspx/Gallery,Make-up%20Palettes/ - just wonderful...please check this out. Also see Monsiuer Uemura's creative offering for the Spring and Summer of 2009....http://www.vogue.co.uk/beauty/news/081009-shu-uemura-holiday-collection.aspx/Gallery,Make-up%20Palettes/.
Also to watch out for is our lovely Chanel's 'Best of British' range with super-fun Union Jack inspired make-up, the long-awaited D&G new make-up range fronted by Scarlett J inspired by 50s glamour and Italian landscapes....available in good old Selfridges, MACs 'Hello Kitty' and other fantastique Bobbi Brown palettes - from nudes to mauves to copper .......we are just too spoilt my darlings.
We mu-st find the time to shop! Am off to find my MU's Natasha and Virgine to 'atch a plan.....too much work and no play makes Mulain a dull bull!
Moi....x
Friday, May 1, 2009
I am a man!
In a slight bad moo-d though - 'alf of zee city did not vote....some said too 'ot! some said too busy....some said 'what's the point?'......too sad for India. People died so we could 'ave this privilege....crazee.....imagine you could not vote...then 'ow would you feel. Tssk, Tssk!
Anyway......in with loov-e out with anger, in with loo-ve out with anger.
'Ope you all have divine plans for le weekend - I am contemplating my plans.....maybe Blue Frog http://www.bluefrog.co.in/ which I always enjoy - great live music and cool people - or should I head to Indigo for a mouth-watering dinner? http://www.foodindigo.com/ - I just loo-ve their Kiwi Margaritas...so refreshing in the 'eat.....A certain Spartan Hollywood actor is in town and I know Monsieur S R Khan is 'aving a party for 'im....Should I go and rub shoulder to shoulder with Tinsel Town - all will be vying to see this man of 300 fame - all the Bollywood gym boys would love 'is physique and will be comparing, flexing.....sounds like too much testostorone for me......maybe I could just stay in with a glass of red wine and my leetle book 'Eat, pray, love'.......three great things for life....food, spiritualitee et l'amour.....Will keep you in zee loop.
Remember people - whatever you do for the next two days - look after your skin! Lots of water....lots of sun-cream and take off your macquillage - tres importante. (Lancome and Shisheido both do fabulous eye make-up removers which take off zee most stubborn of mascaras).
Ok - lecture over - go enjoy and we'll chat soon.
Mulain x
Thursday, April 30, 2009
J'Adore Tudor!
The MU's have also been catching up with friends from around the world - one being the lovely Steven Waddington....who is a favourite of ours....we just loo-ve 'im...what a funny boy! The MU's worked with this hunk of gingerness 4 years ago for a 'uge Hallmark TV mini-series in Rajasthan.....now he is co-starring with the very Sex-ee Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in 'The Tudors' which 'as proved a big hit overseas...people just love men in tights and all that 16th century frolicking...oh la la - Mulain is blushing.......Seems that the West is going Wild for Tudors maintenant....New York, Dolce & Gabbana, 'The Other Boleyn Girl'.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/16/fashion/16TRENDS.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=tudormania&st=cse
Mulain loves the style of the period but is chuckling to 'imself, observing the other ginger hunk Henri zee VIIIth, with all 'is wives, is not so dis-similar to some of zee men we know - are zee dark ages still with us?
Off for fish curry...Mulain x
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Election fever!
We do not care at fat mu 'oo you vote for but pleeze I ask you - exercise this prilivege. Your vote does count.....if you don't like zee system, change zee system!
In an ideal world Mulain would like to see roads with no 'oles, less traffic somebody pleeze....flying cars like in zee '5th Element' would be much better non? We are 'oping that the opening of the Worli-Sealink bridge will make a difference to all us Mumbaikers - let us watch and wait mon amis. This maximum city also needs maximum nights, reversal of the 'omo-sexuality law would be great, all leetle children to have a right to education, men with super long finger nails should be banned - tres importante and everyone should 'ave a full body massage at least once a month - we must de-stress living on such a teeny-tiny bit of land with so many millions. C'est incroyable 'ow we do it....really!
So for tomorrow - pleeze no more throwing of the slipper, putting pebbles in chopper fuel tanks and enough armchair politics - cast your vote - the world is watching us India - Chalo!
Mulain x
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Mulain loo-ves McQueen!
So to all you aspiring artistes de macquillage....look around you and get creative, inspired, mad - excell! mon amis - don't stress about this leetle piggy probleme, or the mad politician's of India and the world.....focus, focus and bring some joy, couleur and art to theeze leetle planet of ours...
Right... am off as the MUs are mu-ving HQ today and it 'is all go 'ere....
Caio Bellas.....I loo-ve you!
Mulain x
Monday, April 27, 2009
To age or not to age?
'Aving recently worked with a top celeb who swore by 'Frownies' http://www.frownies.com/ to make her character lines disappear over-night - Mulain is questioning the instant face-lifts pots, potions and pills that are out there. Must say I am a leetle concerned with all theeze instant, quick-fix promises....what are we to believe mon amis and do we really need them?
One of the fastest 'quick-fix' options I 'ave come across on the market is http://www.60secondfacelift.com/ which us MUs find truly incroyable.....Pleeze see the 'before and after' photos.....how is theeze done? and what ingredients are they using 'ere? Mon dieu! 'Ave also explored world renowned skin and anti-ageing specialist Dr.Perricone's site and 'e claims that you may have a facelift in your fridge! http://www.perriconemd.com/category/perricone+lifestyle/3-day+facelift.do. Emmy award winning make-up artist Art Harding 'as also come up his miracle wonder product and swears by it..... http://www.instantfacelifts.com/ .....
Honestly mon amis 'ere at fat mu we urge you not to get so obsessed with the lines, the wrinkles .....it is your choice people but we advise a balanced life of less stress, good food, healthy living and a lovely glass of red wine, plain old joie-de-vivre - life is too short as it is....stop sweating zee small stuff and age gracefully......a la Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, our lovely Catherine Deneuve, Biana Jagger, Susan Sarandon! Fat mu loo-ve theeze women - and honestly maybe they 'ave 'ad a leetle work done....it seems to be all about moderation my darlings.....
So live life, enjoy, be 'appy.....and age.....
Mulain x
Friday, April 24, 2009
Cannes-cannes!
Personally I cannot wait to watch Monsiuer. Tarantino’s World War II action movie “Inglourious Basterds"..what a gen-i-us that man is...fat mu would love to work with 'im....watch this space.....Also on this year’s festival bill are Ang Lee's “Taking Woodstock,” and Terry Gilliam’s “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" where we...the general public...... get to see this fantasy movie that includes the last film performance by Heath Ledger - so, so sad.
The festival is scheduled to start on May 13 and is opening up with a Disney / Pixar animated film 'Up' - a first time for any animated / 3D film - Congratulations Disney!
The fat mu girls are not strangers to La Disney family.....last year they worked with the fabulous 'Cheetah Girls' and this year they are designing the 'Air & Make-up for Disney's first feature in India.
As usual....Mulain will keep you updated on the latest buzz from the festival and is 'appy to tell you that the closing filme on May 24 will be about our very own and very lovely Madame Chanel with the biographical film “Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky".
A Bientot my darlings....
Mulain x
P.s - Mulain thinks that if you 'ave the time and inclination, whip out your micro-bikinis and speed-os, book a 'cheep' flight, 'ead for Cannes and soak up the sun and ambience of the French Riveria.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Vive Le Gaultier!
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P216313&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=2952
Monsieur Gaultier has stated on his website that he has "made a firm commitment to men and their increasingly open relationship with grooming". Vive Le Gaultier.....!
Maquillage for the man seems to the buzz thing - man-cake! manscara! everything now is for 'im....not just 'er. Mulain is tres content with this new trend in the beauty biz, for years I have been searching for the perfect creams and potions - now I 'ave lots of options...Product's I love are....Benefit's 'You Rebel' tinted moisturizer (in 2 tones) is a male must-have.... fat mu can say that Arjun Rampal is a big fan of this! It adds a loo-verly glow to the face - good in all weathers.
According to a fab little article I read on www.ponystep.com Biotherm 'bronzer' is THE product to look out for- always with bronzers my dears - I say keep it light and not mythological....but whatever takes your fancy.
Everyone is jumping on this male make-up bandwagon....visit any big brand on-line and you'll find skin-care and make-up for everyone - as it should be.
What an exciting time for all us make-up loo-vers .....I say visit...
www.sephora.com
http://www.biotherm-usa.com/_us/_en/men/
www.benefitcosmetics.com
and as always - pleeze, pleeze let me know if you find a 'leetle' gem of a product...
Remember people.......sharing is caring!
Mulain x
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Mulain sees the light!
Today we are going to attack zee problem of dark circles!
From melting Mumbai to Springtime Paris - every Tom, Dick and 'Arry is on the look-out for the perfect eye-blaster. That quick fix, that right cream, that magic wand, the perfect cure...even recipes!? to lift, lighten, brighten, to ensure your eye-area is perfect - Mulain is besieged with desperate pleas of revealing a remedy for this probleme so as always I am 'ere ready to 'elp….read closely and concentrate....
You must first ...sleep well, exercise, drink lots of l'eau and de-stress! From the land of the temples - as zee old saying goes..... treat your body as one - c'est vrai mon cheres.
At fat mu HQ we know the quick make-up fixes for instant radiance and brightness - YSL 'Touche Eclat' in 3 colours (no.3 may work on some Indian tones - make sure you try first in natural day light, not the morgue-style lighting of the department store..what are they thinking?). MAC 'Studio Finish Concealor' - again do try before you buy - getting your correct couleur is vital! Benefit's 'Lemon-aide' for pale skins is excellente and we just love, love, love the packaging 'bravo Benefit'....pour 'Les Professionals' out there we have found in our many, many years of experience, Kryolan 'derma' is the best for Indian skins - for a mix and match artiste it is truly the best - just remember to keep it light on the brush.
For skincare we are currently experimenting with Garnier 'Under Eye Caffeine Roller' for de-puffing those peepers in the early hours - watch this space! Aussi.....we hear 'Eyederma' is superior for all the eye problemes...dark circles, 'character lines', smoothing skin on zee lids....Mulain is currently investigating these and will pass on any useful information as quickly as possible!
If of course you are still struggling with all of the above... there is nothing a large pair of fabulous, dark glasses cannot hide while also maintaining a 'Garbo style' air of mystery - remember my darlings there are options for us all......
Mulain x
The Freida Pinto look!
Les Produits:
-Cosmetics a la carte liquid 'Skin Tint' in' Gold honey'
-Screen face loose 'Transluscent' powder
-Screen face gel blush in ' Barely rouge'
-MAC eyeshadow in ' Woodwinked'
-Screen face Neutral eye shadow palette
-Bobbi Brown gel liner in 'Black ink'
-Maybelline mascara in black
-Revlon kohl pencil in brown
-Shisheido cream highlighter
-Bobbi Brown lip gloss in 'Maple tint'
Face:
To begin our Natasha first prepped Freida's skin (cleanse, tone, moisturise) ...tres importante to create a lovely canvas to work on and for the make up to stay on looking fresh and glowing all day...
After prepping the skin , Natasha smoothed the Cosmetics a la carte skin tint in ' Gold Honey' all over Freida's face to even out the skin tone and create a lovely glow.. she
then dusted the Screen face loose transluscent powder lightly all over to set it.. concentrating on the t-zone so that the glow from the face was still visible...
Eyes:
Tres simple.. without overloading too much eyeshadow but still getting 'leetle' bit artistic with zee eyes.. Natasha blended colours using a lovely champagne colour ' Woodwinked' from MAC and colours in browns and taupes from the Screen face Neutral shadow palette .
First she applied a wash of taupe eyeshadow from the Screen face palette over the entire eyelid to create a base....
Over that a wash of 'Woodwinked' from MAC again over the entire lid , concentration on the centre for a pop of colour and brightness to bring a sparkle to her eye.... ooh la la...
She then used a medium brown to contour the crease of the eyelid and on the outer corner of the eye for a bit of a lift and to create definition.
After Natasha had finished applying the eyeshadows she used the Bobbi Brown gel liner in 'Black ink' very closely to the top lash line to accentuate and add even more definition... followed by black mascara on both the top and lower lashes and finished off a soft brown kohl pencil inside the rim of the lower lash line...
Cheeks:
On her cheeks a lovely gel blush by Screen face in 'Barely rouge' was applied.. concentration most of it on the apple of her cheek to bring a very natural flush to her face... like loves first blush... ah..! i am such a romantique 'ol fool...
Lips:
A slick of Bobbi Brown lip gloss in ' Maple tint' was applied for a very natural look whilst still adding leetle colour, moisture and shine
Highlight:
To complete the look a lovely champagne creme highlighter by Shisheido was used on the top of her cheekbones and brow bone to bring the whole look together and light up her lovely angelic face...
Voila ! 'ope theeze helps... tomorrow Rachael we will talk about your dark circles and 'ow to still look fresh and lovely ze morning after....
a demain...
Mulain x
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Slumdog Lolitas
Monday, April 20, 2009
Bravo Mademoiselle Campbell!
Boyle-ing over!
Bon Chance Mde Boyle - we are watching you and wish you well.
Don't forget that Rouge now...
Mulain........x