Slumdog Lolitas

Oof ! So 'ot in melting Mumbai!! My top tip to you ladies ... and gents who love wearing make- up - in this heat, keep it simple.. a bit of gloss, waterproof mascara and a little rouge et voila we are set - oh and a pretty compact in your handbag is a must- but the most importante accessory - L' air conditioning !

Talking about the heat i am still 'ot in the head after reading about our 'leetle' lolita Rubina. Tell me who dresses up as an arab and walks into a poor man's 'ome and offers 'im a small fortune for his daughter?? But then on the other hand who accepts such an offer from a man dressed as an arab? Mulain is not here to judge but we are asking is there anyone thinking of our little darling Rubina...that is the most importante thing! Ooh i am all 'ot in the head again so back to something lighter... lets talk of our other Lolita taking tout le monde by storm in a thankfully more glamourous way- our very own Freida Pinto...

Here at fat mu we are so proud to see our lovely Bombay beauty flanked by Kate, Claudia, Mario....and holding her own! We love you Mademoiselle Pinto...so poised, graceful and dignified...fat mu have had lots of requests about how to look like you....and so...tomorrow I will reveal to everyone the Slumdog look that started the Freida Pinto rage.

One day Rubina we 'ope to see you gracing the pages of Vogue, Elle, Bazaar, not just News of Zee World.

Until tomorrow - a bientot - Jai Ho!

Mulain x

Bravo Mademoiselle Campbell!

fat mu HQ are so impressed with Naomi Campbell visiting our lovely shores to show tout le monde that India is open for business! We applaud you and your colleagues for coming here and spreading zee love.....using your time and position to help those in need in these desperate, dark times that we are living in....Natasha and Od thought you were just di-vine! You are a bright star and have left us feeling good in theeze little old town of ours.

Mulain can disclose to fans out there that Mde. Campbell loo-ves and uses make-up products by NARS, CARGO, BOBBI BROWN.....excellente taste!

So again bravo to you but Mulain is a 'leetle' disappointed with the Indian cricket world though - IPL abroad and not here...Pourquoi mons amis? What are we saying to the world?....come, visit, but we are leaving?...I am very confused....anyone out there 'oo can shed light on this...s'il vous plait?

Mulain x

Boyle-ing over!

Monsieur Rouge wants to know is anyone else going ga-ga over the talent of La Boyle?...And we the Slumdog team are not talking of a certain director Boyle - Chanteuse Mademoiselle Susan Boyle took our breath away and must say brought a 'leetle' tear to my eye as I watched her on you-tube. Mon Dieu....what a shock and what a talent - in the recent trend for the under-dog Mde. Boyle has run away with the top prize. La Streisand watch out.....of course here at fat mu HQ we would love to add some rouge, some gorgeous lashes and lips and give her the added va-va vroom she needs - once she is re-packaged ...I see Vegas - sell-out concert nights galore.

Bon Chance Mde Boyle - we are watching you and wish you well.

Don't forget that Rouge now...

Mulain........x

From Fashionista to Recessionista!

Having recently read the term 'Recessionista' in a hi-end, totally cool fashion publication (that shall not be named) .....it has made me think....we are all in the same bateau! Nips and tucks going on in every direction and we have no choice but to embrace the reality of the world economic situation and make it cool and hip - to quote a recent super-duper hit..'Jai Ho'!

So us MUs at HQ are urging all to do just this - simply open yourselves to different brands, using your slate-grey matter upstairs to be innovative, more creative - mixing your Chanel with Chambor......your Lancome with Lakme, your Bobbi Brown and Benefit with Boots, your Rubenstein with Rimmel (need I go on?).

Let's get uber-excited and call it a creative cross-over which will frankly add value to your beauty know-how!

Think outside the beauty box people and turn this 'Make-up Recession' into a 'Make-up Revolution'!

Mulain Rouge x